there's no name or other identifying data on the outside of this package that i can relate to you, so i'll just highlight the obvious points:
little face!
little whale!
little pop top marble thing!
allow me to explain. the truly brilliant thing about this bottle is the little marble that comes embedded in the top, sealing the contents inside until you use the tiny plastic nubbin to liberate them... unfortunately that results in an explosion of lychee flavored liquid all over and around the surrounding area of the bottle, but hey, it's worth it. it should be obvious by now that this particular beverage is a ringer, i've had it many times before and love it dearly and thought i should share it with you all because it's so amazing. so basically here's the routine: you take the blue plastic piece and press down on the top of the bottle until the marble pops down into the neck of the thing, where it's caught before it drops into the bottom of the bottle. you are then free to enjoy the rest of the soda, provided you always drink with the "eyes" of the bottle facing you (they're there to catch the marble) otherwise the marble rushes up and seals off the top of the bottle, and you get nothing. why would they make it do that, you ask? because, ladies and gentlemen, you're looking at the world's first capless, spill-proof soda. if the bottle tips over or gets thrown out of an airplane or attacked by an hyena or anything, there's no danger of spillage. amazing, huh? it also tastes good.
i love it! and i love you. this is amazing. wholehearted endorsement. also goes good with gin. available at viet hoa for the low low price of WHO CARES IT'S AMAZING
i will try harder to be objective next time, provided the drinks are slightly less incredible.
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